I want to play Kay’s “Thursday Thumper” today. Junk mail. I think junk mail deserves a Thursday Thumper! I wish I could have back all the time I have spent in my life sorting through and shredding junk mail, junk mail that I never wanted in the first flippin’ place. I wish I would never get another piece of junk mail so that I don’t have to spend any more time ever on it, ever, ever, ever. Thump, thump, thump.